I could probably come up with some more things, but right now, this is what I've got. I tried to at least be a little bit funny, though it might not be to everyone.

See, this is actually a back-to-school thing for me....so I would absolutely love to win!

And I feel like I can use all of the makeup properly. If not on me, then on my friends. So, in reality, everybody wins. ;D

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